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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Funny Story ^^

First Patients Doctor Practice

Steven, the young doctor, had just finished a job training in a remote area in Papua Yahukimo. Now she was only allowed to open practice to the public. How glad Steven underwent his first day as a general practitioner.

His secretary, Mona, told that there was a man wanted to meet him. "Cool, my first patient!" shouted the inner Steven.
He also asked the secretary invited the man inside. Stephen pretended to be busy too. He was picking up the phone and pretend are online.

"Yeah, right. It cost 200 thousand. Yes, I wait for you at 4 this afternoon. Okay. Do not be late, I'm busy," said Steven pretending to make an appointment with a patient at the end of the phone.

He then hung up and stared at the man sitting across from him.

"Sorry, I made you wait long. What happened to you?" asked Steven authoritative.

"Ah, no one hurt, really, Doc," said the man.

"I'm officer from telecommunication company who want to install your phone ."





Stories Old and Young Rooster in Chicken Ranch

 
The story about a chicken farm. There there are 25 females and 1 Chicken rooster who was very old. Because he felt that old rooster that had already passed the fertile period, sipemilik farm decided to buy a rooster longer young. Of course this makes the old rooster chicken into feeling unrivaled. Then place a conversation like this:

Old Man: "Uh, yes you do not get greedy. Ayam females it is 25. You can take that 15 I'm a 10 head."

The Young: "You can not. You do have an old and sluggish. Anyway, all wrote for me."

The old: "Then we'd better just race. Who would win should take all the hens in this chicken farm. The loser does not have a tail too."

The Young: "It's okay! Want to race what?"

Old Man: "The competition ran."

The Young: "Ok."

Old Man: "400m race. But because I'm old, I was asked to run 50 meters in front of you first."

The Young: "May." (With confidence).

Then the race begins. Old rooster first run 50 meters and then a young rooster who fled following the speed doubled. Uh, just about 1 meter followed, the young rooster was shot directly by the owner of the ranch. What's on the ranch owners say?

Owner: "Brazen. This cock-gay tenth of this month I bought. Dislike chasing just chasing the old rooster." lol


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